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February 26 2012

Okay so I hate UFC because I super hate fighting but everybody here loves it so I have seen basically every fight that has happened in the past like three years, seriously. I mean I could leave the room but it’s better to hang out with people so I just hop on tumblr and glance at the fights every once in a while to see if any of them are hot. I’m going to say a good 99% of them are your typical meatheads who are just.. ugh I couldn’t be less attracted to them. But this dude.. this dude. This is Ben Henderson and this picture does not do him justice at allllll and I am saying that knowing he looks pretty good in this picture. He’s got a ponytail, and I looooove a dude who can pull off a good ponytail, so it’s just like icing on the cake that is this perfect dude. GOD he is fighting right now right now and it’s getting all wild because he has been fighting for like twenty minutes so he keeps pushing it back and GOD. And he gets this super serious look in his eyes right before a round starts it’s so intense. AND HIS PERFECTLY MAINTAINED FACIAL HAIR THAT ALWAYS REMAINS IN STUBBLE MODE. But oh my god, his thighs. I am so glad I came around to dude thighs because oh my god his are PERFECT. I don’t even.. I don’t know just youtube him sometime and watch him kick some dude in the face you will know what I am talking about. Okay sorry boo UFC I know it’s so dumb but this guy.

Okay so I hate UFC because I super hate fighting but everybody here loves it so I have seen basically every fight that has happened in the past like three years, seriously. I mean I could leave the room but it’s better to hang out with people so I just hop on tumblr and glance at the fights every once in a while to see if any of them are hot. I’m going to say a good 99% of them are your typical meatheads who are just.. ugh I couldn’t be less attracted to them.

But this dude.. this dude. This is Ben Henderson and this picture does not do him justice at allllll and I am saying that knowing he looks pretty good in this picture. He’s got a ponytail, and I looooove a dude who can pull off a good ponytail, so it’s just like icing on the cake that is this perfect dude. GOD he is fighting right now right now and it’s getting all wild because he has been fighting for like twenty minutes so he keeps pushing it back and GOD. And he gets this super serious look in his eyes right before a round starts it’s so intense. AND HIS PERFECTLY MAINTAINED FACIAL HAIR THAT ALWAYS REMAINS IN STUBBLE MODE.

But oh my god, his thighs. I am so glad I came around to dude thighs because oh my god his are PERFECT. I don’t even.. I don’t know just youtube him sometime and watch him kick some dude in the face you will know what I am talking about.

Okay sorry boo UFC I know it’s so dumb but this guy.

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